bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via telapathetic)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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(via asian)

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

(via gnarly)

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(via pizza)

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via legalmexican)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via gnarly)

geodude:

we all have flaws mine is that I look better than all of u

(Source: xaun, via asian)